Oh hey, it’s me—Dubbs! That’s right, I’ve taken over my own adoption bio because who knows me better than… well… me?

Here’s the deal: I’m 3.5 years old, a Doberman mix, and basically the perfect combo of handsome, goofy, and snuggly. Think of me as the Ryan Gosling of the dog world—if Ryan Gosling occasionally zoomed around the living room with a squeaky toy and then fell asleep under a blanket like a burrito.

I’ve got the important stuff down—potty trained, kennel trained, and I actually listen when you give commands (most of the time, unless I’m in the middle of an Olympic-level tug-of-war match, in which case… priorities). I love people, dogs are cool once we do a proper handshake-sniff situation, and cats? Honestly, they’re fine. I respect their mysterious little lives.

But here’s my real pitch: I’m the ultimate snuggle machine. If you’ve got a couch, I will find it. If you’ve got a blanket, I will burrow in it. If you’ve got a heart, I will steal it. Simple math.

So swipe right, come meet me, and let’s start our happily-ever-after. Bring snacks.